Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.

You are 2 sweeps old.

You are a sea dweller, and take your rank in the blood caste VERY SERIOUSLY. You think that PURPLE is the best color ever invented, and enjoy things with NAUTICAL THEMES. You have an affinity for CUTE THINGS.

wwell wwater you wwaitin for hug me already im glubbin adorabubble

glubbinawway:

tinyfisheridan:

glubbinawway:

ahaha playin pirates

howw wwould one do that little me

wwe gotta get in our outfits an play on my ship

you can wwear vvrises one cause youre big like she is

==> You waddle your way to a chest and toss a bunch of piratey looking clothes at him.

youre first mate an im capn cause im tougher

==> You puff up your chest in mock toughness. 

wwhat i bet her outfit is dumb though

thats not fair

> You chuckle as you flutter your fins, listening to him.

are you sure yore strong enough to be captain

its got dumb red boots yeah

==> You put on your captains outfit, tricorn included. 

a course im strong enough im the strongest evver

i can swwim real good an beat up the other guys

==> You brandish your fake sword and swish it around menacingly. 

@tinyhoovequius

tinyhoovequius:

D —> Yes

D —> Good

D —> I’ve no paints lying about other than b100 so it was good thinking of you to bring some of your own

D —> Now we’re going to fuse some of these parts together and put wires on things

Equius starts demonstrating to Eridan how this is done in a safe and wholesome manner that is not at all dangerous for tiny children to be doing, given that it involves fire and live wires.

==> You watch Equius and follow his instructions, only taking short breaks to check on your stuffed whale to be sure he is satiated and not in need of nourishment. Because he sounded hungry. It’s okay, he’s not hungry, he was just grumbling to himself. Eventually the inside part is done. Now it’s time to paint it. 

okay you wwanna help me paint it

you can put some blue on it i guess

i am doin the face though

(Source: tinyfisheridan)

glubbinawway:

tinyfisheridan:

glubbinawway:

wwell i dont knoww

wwhat kind a games do you evven play

i like to play pirates

vvris an i play it alwways

ahaha playin pirates

howw wwould one do that little me

wwe gotta get in our outfits an play on my ship

you can wwear vvrises one cause youre big like she is

==> You waddle your way to a chest and toss a bunch of piratey looking clothes at him.

youre first mate an im capn cause im tougher

==> You puff up your chest in mock toughness. 

@tinyhoovequius

tinyhoovequius:

D —> Ah

D —> Understood

Equius fishes out a husk that must have once been a robot’s body. He brings it over to a large wooden table and pries it open, cannibalizing parts of what looks like a cpu inside.

D —> Now I’ll go find my t001kit and we can begin

He heads out of the room only to return a few minutes later with a toolbox full of various implements used in robotic construction.

D —> You’ll want to put on goggles so as not to incur damage to your eyes

==> You pick up a pair of goggles nearby and put them on over your glasses.

howw do i look 

==> It emphasizes the hugeness of your eyes. 

i been practicin wwith makin the body

i gots it all figured out

i evven gots purple paints for it

==> You seem proud of your thoughtfulness to bring paints that stick to metallic surfaces, though asking for that has made it pretty clear to Vriska that you are going to make her a robot. Or at least paint on one. 

(Source: tinyfisheridan)

glubbinawway:

tinyfisheridan replied to your post: tinyfisheridan replied to your post: my wwiggler…

wwell howw are wwe gonna play if you dont havve any games

wwell i dont knoww

wwhat kind a games do you evven play

i like to play pirates

vvris an i play it alwways

@tinyhoovequius

tinyhoovequius:

tinyfisheridan:

==> You arrive at your acquaintances hive and are lead to his room. Once in front of him, you stick out recognizable though simply drawn picture of a whale. 

eq you gotta teach me to build this wwhale robot for vvris

cause im gonna ask her to be my matesprit so i gotta get her a wwhale

an cause she already got me one so 

im shore she likes me

Equius examines the image for a moment, performing some calculations in his head.

D —> How large are we talking

D —> And do you want it to be submersible in liquid

He heads over to a pile of scraps and starts digging through them.

==> You pause and look at the whale she got you, thinking. 

bigger than this one

small enough i can hold it

an its gotta go underwwater cause thats wwhere she livves

an thats wwhere i gotta givve it to her

evven if its reel scary

==> You give a determined pout, and then walk over to Equius. 

i can make the outsides you just gotta teach me the inside parts

tinyfisheridan started following you

wwizard:

tinyfisheridan:

wwizard:

yur tiyny

im only twwo wwater you expectin

i aint a stupid blue blood wwho just growws reel big reel quick or nothin

wweeelll yeaah but shhh

lemmie juts pcik yuo up

wweeeeh nooooo

==> You squirm but quickly give up and let yourself be picked up.

i wwanna pizza you better get me one 

wwere committed noww

you gotta do it

@tinyhoovequius

==> You arrive at your acquaintances hive and are lead to his room. Once in front of him, you stick out recognizable though simply drawn picture of a whale. 

eq you gotta teach me to build this wwhale robot for vvris

cause im gonna ask her to be my matesprit so i gotta get her a wwhale

an cause she already got me one so 

im shore she likes me

tinyfisheridan started following you

wwizard:

yur tiyny

im only twwo wwater you expectin

i aint a stupid blue blood wwho just growws reel big reel quick or nothin

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tinyhoovequius:

D —> What if I’m robose%ual

D —> Or ponyse%ual

im purplesexual

wwhat is a sexual

(Source: queerwritesproject)